Chopper's not dead it just sucks now

And if you needed proof that our Japanese friends are right and that our two-wheeled symbol of individuality and rebellion has been appropriated by straight society, look no further.

This is a shopping bag my wife was given in some Aussie kids' clothing store... but there is some consolation in the small print on the back of the bag. The proceeds from the sale of these bags goes towards 'improving the lives of poor and marginalised people'.

So bikers do benefit then...